First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.
So it’s beans now? I’ve seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I’m down.
“Dude I’ve been here since the beans” coming in a few years
I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.
#knowyourmeme
It’s actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far
I went to go upvote it (it’s still there in “all”) just because you mentioned it.
A lemming in the truest sense of the word.
Mee Too thanks, I should dye my hair flourescent green.
I was there.
Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???
I think baked beans are more of a BBQ item and July 4th is also a big BBQ day. Baked beans and bbq go way back :)
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… I mean… I did 🤷
I couldn’t help myself🤷♂️
“Psh, that’s nothing! I’ve been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!”
Luckily it preceded the beans
The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.
Not gonna lie I’m feeling like a veteran with my June 1st sign-up date.
I thought I was cool with my June 15th 😔
I created a new account today to help the lemmy.world instance load. So now I look newer than I really am but that’s fine since who gives a shit.
And what a lot of people fail to realise is that Lemmy had been going for much longer than that. The point at which it really took off was when The Rock did some wrestling with another wrestler in a wrestling ring. In 1990.
I was expecting shittymorph.
It was a shitty shittymorph.
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Did you mean to say when Steve Austin threw the Undertaker from the top of the ring in a cage match?
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
let me enjoy my july 1st sign up
“Which is now on day 225”
Same now we need the only fans, no poop challenge, holding a can of beans then we will have it all.
I’ve been here since the beans.
Title had better be something about Flicking the Bean’
So I tied a can of Heinz to my belt, as was the style at the time…
Or “dude I’ve been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge”!
Oh yeah?! Well I’ve been here since the poop. Betcha can’t top that!
Bean gang
Hm, I don’t know, I’ve seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.
I’m struggling not to do it. But I’m old and wrinkly.
Do it, coward
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I gotchu https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364
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Went from poop memes to beans 😂
Gotta recover that fiber.
This feels like early days of the internet and I’m all for it.
Also I had already upvoted that and just forgot about it lol
I keep referencing a joke one of my friends made years ago. He was joking with a guy saying they should gangbang his girlfriend in a bathtub full of baked beans. Understandably, the guy didn’t get the humor in it and things got pretty heated. It’s been ~20 years and I still bring it up whenever I can.
Can’t wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s
Can’t forget the same dumb title that’s usually something like “Do older guys even like 18 year old?”
Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
“Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren’t that great, what do you guys think?”
“I’m so shy” whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.
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…bare, prolapsed anus.
Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
what’s karma?
Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.
whats api?
Also the classic “my boyfriend said my boobs were too big.”
No he didn’t. Literally no one ever said that.
The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.
I’m guessing those are automated posts with titles from a list
Actually I might.
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So the typical E-whoring scheme and people are fine with it? LOL
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Nothing wrong with them making money. If people wanna pay for it, good for them.
They’re wasting their money on something they could have for free, but it’s their money to waste 🤷.
I mean, wasn’t the thing differentiating OF vs regular stuff the idea you can actually make requests and stuff (for the smaller creators, at least)
OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.
And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.
Tbh that whole instance should have a rule about 0 self promotion to paywalled and/or abridged content without a link to the full source for free as well. It’s really anyone to have any links stifled because he OP is an onlyfans model. If you wanna post here for advertisement, you better put up or shut up.
I can’t agree more.
Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?
It’s pretty easy. Just don’t go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we’ll get a way to
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NSFW communities don’t show up by default. You can create an account on that instance to view all of them, or visit https://lemmyverse.net/communities to search for your specific interests.
create an account on that instance
I was told I could create an account anywhere on the fediverse and it wouldn’t matter, I’d see everything. If I need to create an account every time I want to see some booba, that’s not very seamless. Can I not just subscribe and see it on this lemmy.world account?
This is all very confusing coming from the one-account-one-site “everything just works” of reddit.
Have you tried allowing NSFW posts in your settings? Assuming lemmynsfw.com hasn’t been defederated from your instance, then the posts will then show up.
You don’t necessarily need an account on lemmynsfw.com - you would just need an account to browse NSFW on their homepage. But you can see and interact with all their communities from your current instance.
Just search for the communities while on lemmy.world - for example !porn@lemmynsfw.com or !boobs@lemmynsfw.com or whatever. You can click on those.
Just make sure you have “Show NSFW” enabled on your profile settings
Now some instances like lemmy.ml decided to block (defederate) from lemmynsfw.com so YMMV
lemmynsfw isn’t federated with most instances, that’s why. And really, most people had a porn alt on reddit anyway, so they’re used to it
This site might just solve the main issue I had with discoverability in Lemmy, thanks!
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I think you have to be signed in to see the NSFW stuff. Clicking the link above will take you to the instance site, logging you out. I think you need to search the instance url in Lemmy to go there from your instance?
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I mean, I wouldn’t put !cumsluts@lemmynsfw.com in the softcore category. Is mediumcore a thing?
Edit: nsfw, obviously.
I believe the term is “firmcore”
Um, how’d you get that interrobang?
‽
I N T E R R O B A N G!!!
Geez, this dude.
Sounds like fun times, that ‽
I N T E R R O B A N G‽‽‽
I partially get the reason for hiding NSFW content behind a sign up but at the same because it’s not stated anywhere, for a newcomer it looks like the instance may just be without content.
On a completely unrelated point, how can I browse/list all the communities on a separate iinstance from the one I’ve subscribed to?
Check out browse.feddit.de, by default it lists everything, but there’s a menu where you can select just which instances you want to see.
I find lemmyverse.net to be much better. Just select “Communities” up top. And check the NSFW box if you want it.
Maybe don’t go to https://pornlemmy.com it’s a silly place.
It seems it’s not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn’t find it.
EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn’t
That must be a weird glitch everywhere right now. I can search for something but not find it, though I know it exists, but as soon as I post the link, then click the link twice (i.e. click the link, go back and click it again), the community shows up. Has happened twice for me. Is search just broken/ not working?
It’s absolutely disgusting subscribes
I’m subscribing just to report the content for nudity
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Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after the banned porn.
Don’t ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.
That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr’s fields, as well.
Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn’t shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.
So that’s the issue we’re going to have, here, and I’m not sure if the “some guy running an instance for the fuck of it” model is prepared for it.
The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn’t shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.
Law enforcement would probably shut down such instances faster than the rest of Lemmy could collectively defederate them.
Hosting such stuff on the clear web is basically asking for a joint FBI, NCA and other major law enforcement agency raid on your premises.
I don’t know, law enforcement can be pretty slow. I definitely see a few cease and desists happening before any real action, and as soon as that starts, the sane instances defederate.
Regardless, the point is, they get taken care of in one of a multitude of ways.
The piratebay has been running since 2003 - 2023 on the clear web. Thats how hard it is to take down a website when done properly. With the few times its been down and/or raided thats still 99.99% uptime.
The Pirate Bay is a very unique case because:
- Hosting costs are very low due to the inherent nature of torrenting. It’s essentially just an index of magnet links used for downloading torrent files. Apparently the whole TPB directory could fit on less than 100MB of storage. They don’t actually host any of the illegal content they provide.
- They’ve hosted the site on multiple cloud services, which law enforcement would have to play an endless game of whack-a-mole to truly dent.
- Sweden are notoriously lenient on piracy and copyright infringement. TPB’s founders only faced a year in prison and a hefty multi million dollar fine when they went to trial.
- United States authorities are very unlikely to get the Swedish courts to extradite these individuals, because their 1960 extradition treaty is quite strict on what offences one can be extradited to the USA for, and the only mention of piracy on there refers to the maritime kind. Compare this to how easily Kickass Torrents was taken down and how the Polish authorities nearly got its founder flown out to the US to face trial.
- The hosts not only provided the knowledge to but outright encouraged others to host mirrors/proxies of the website to get past DNS censorship.
- There are ways to detect CSAM which makes it a lot easier to track down and lock up individuals who access it. Another big difference is that producing, distributing, and even possessing CSAM is seen as a far more heinous crime against humanity than downloading a pirated movie copy.
TLDR: there are three things that could survive a nuclear armageddon: cockroaches, Keith Richards and the Pirate Bay.
Comments like these where the reason I joined reddit, glad to see more here.
Not quite how it happened.
Yahoo banned porn on Tumblr because Apple found a CSAM image on their platform, banned their app from the App Store, then as a condition for unbanning the Tumblr app, issued them an ultimatum to outright ban pornographic content. I originally thought that Yahoo’s justification was an excuse they used because they couldn’t be bothered to invest the resources needed to purge illegal content from their platform, but apparently Discord have been hit with similarly puritanical demands from Apple and Google, who basically have a monopoly on what apps go on your smartphone,
Nevertheless, Tumblr’s porn exodus is the core reason why Yahoo sold the platform to Automattic for pennies compared to how much they originally acquired Tumblr for. It even sparked a renaissance of lewd artists flocking to Newgrounds - a site that was originally on its knees due to the death of Flash animations and browser gaming.
It’s also worth noting that Automattic have since partially dialed-back the ban. Nudity is allowed on Tumblr again, but graphic sexual content isn’t. Obviously they did this in direct response to Elon Musk enshittifying Twitter. Another reason I think Tumblr is living on is because it was known for three things: porn, niche fandoms and social justice warriors. Musk has notably burned bridges with any Twitter users who oppose hate speech.
God forbid if Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai find out there’s porn on Reddit…
“I’m fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left, and it’d be called ‘Bring Back the Porn’”
The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.
Grab your dick and double click
Please do!
what video 👀
https://piped.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs
https://piped.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg
One of those, presumably.
This one, from like 20 years ago. :)
When I browse “all” on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit’s r/all was so much better when nudity wasn’t purged from it.
Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there’s a tit. It wa perfect.
The shit.wit.tit frequency index. A true measure of the health of a social media site?
It really is the best fit.
Can I 100 % ban all porn from my feed? I feel like people aren’t obligated to flag their porn stuff so how can it be filtered?
Probably not yet. Hopefully better tagging and filtering features could be implemented in the future, right now the devs are understandably busy with performance optimization however. Third party apps might be able to filter better client-side, too. Blocking entire instances for example (like lemmynsfw.com).
If you want porn gone from your All feed right now you have to manually block subs that allow it. It is possible, but will be tedious. You can turn off NSFW completely on your profile, but that also filters out non-porn NSFW posts of course.
Edit: your Home feed will be clean as long as you don’t subscribe to any subs that allow porn. But that doesn’t give you the chance to find new subs like on All.
Yeah, it’s difficult to scroll Lemmy on the bus to work because of all the boobs. I still want NSFW posts, just not necessarily boobs.
Technology has more or less flowed with the proliferation of porn. VHS (over Betamax), bluray (over HD-DVD), online payments and other Internet features rose to prominence because pornographic content helped spearhead their adoption.
One of my required classes in college had a day where the professor just talked about all the times porn determined the newest media distribution standards.
I’m not sure that’s a valid comparison. Tumblr was overwhelmingly porn, which was its biggest selling point. The only thing dumber was when OnlyFans tried to ban hardcore porn (Fortunately, I guess, they saw the light pretty quick and relented)
While Reddit always had porn, it was never the primary draw.
I came here to laugh, and masturbate
meh, for me the gonewild crowd peddling their OF accounts and the inevitable thirsty interactions are a sign of a falling porn quality index, really wish something could be done about it. but in one thing you’re right, reddit is done.
People actually liked Hentai? I just can’t shake the feeling that it was drawn by some rotund gentleman with Cheeto stained fingers.
I have NSFW enabled and don’t get any porn. How, why?
Porn and piracy.
The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.
All aboard the VHS train baby…
Don’t copy that floppy!
Everyone here is anything but floppy.
From tiny floppies to big hard dicks
you wouldn’t download a car, would you?
3d printer go brrrrrr
Really? Cause I can’t find any porn on Lemmy
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That’s disgusting. Where?
Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It’s actually more reliable than any other financial marker.
people complain about onlyfans but i’d take that any day over the fucking top 40 horseshit on mainstream sites
I would agree if Onlyfans creators put even a shred of effort into their content. Most of all it is just them sitting in front of a camera for a few minutes.
They aren’t making money by making porn, they are making money by fostering parasocial relationships with people desperate for intimacy.
Most of them anyway. And no, I never subscribed to any, I pirate it. And the noise to content ratio is like 99 to 1.
Where exactly does one pirate OF content? Just curious so, you know, I can stay away from that website or something.
