• casmael@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      Bad news unfortunately, I’ve been too busy banging rocks together to know what docker is 🗿 :(

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          8 months ago

          I’ve just checked with my lawyer and there is no way you can get a penis to fit inside another penis, the size variance simply isn’t great enough between different penises

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            8 months ago

            It’s more of a sort of foreskin interlocking thing, really.

            Don’t ask me why you would do that, I have absolutely no idea 🤷

            Btw, maybe don’t go to your lawyer for medical questions? Your dermatologist totally bungled that parking ticket dismissal hearing for you, after all…

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              8 months ago

              I’ll have to check a diagram but that sounds a lot more doable. Looks like the yanks will be left on the sidelines for this one tho - famously low foreskin ownership rates over there.

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          8 months ago

          I recently heard of a straight docking story. Strap not trans. Yes I immediately befriended both people. So no it’s not necessarily gay, but it almost always is