Not sure but does this teaser play Harold Alexander’s - Mama Soul? I can absolutely recognise those screams.

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“Lobster, because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives”

Optionally we can do (worldwide) what Australia does: an additional 65% tax.

Only way to tell is listen carefully and check if (s)he’s singing “We will rock you”

A rice sandwich.

In North Korea, one store carry “one a year” bananas which is packed in order of “loyalty to the leader points”

Damn it! One of us!

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Can relate when baked.

One of us, one of us! Congratulations :)

To appreciate those small delights. ie. freshly washed bed sheets.

Have a good sail!

It’s a lot just posting this.

As a fellow Australian, should I be called “Lammington”?