Oh fuck they killed the first down guy 😳

Being a Bills fan is just cursed, we always get fucked in the most improbable ways

McCaffrey looks like 6 year old me waiting for mommy to finish tightening my goggles so I can go back in the pool 😭

Fred Warner and WHO NOW!!??

They picked me off and I threw a pick back tho

Why do I feel like Howell and Goff are like the only QBs getting sacked this year, and every other QB is tough as shit to bring down and they always unload the ball at the last possible second

tHiS iS gOnNa Be A bLoWoUt

If you saw Deebo running at you what would you do?

Playing the 49ers and all their skill players must be like trying to fight the Avengers or some shit

The only thing that gets me about the Chiefs is the large amount of drive-extending holding/defensive passive interference calls they seem to get on 3rd/4th down after an incompletion.

I think I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen Mahomes do the “Mahomes point” the last 2 seasons. The Chiefs may not get more penalty calls in their favor, but they do seem to come at all the right times. Dunno if that’s my own bias tho 🤷‍♂️

Travis Bagent always sets off so many “douche alarms” in my head whenever I see him lol

Matt Eberflus just looks like some random High School Chemistry teacher who wandered onto a football field

Whitworth always looking like the Ranger in the D&D campaign with that hood he always has on

Wait till next week’s Thursday Night Game between the Bengals and Ravens, we’ve got Terron Armstead up in the booth!

I just don’t see the Kelce connection lol….also, that Bengals-Ravens game is unusually fire for a Thursday

What’s the deal with Jason Kelce tonight? Don’t think I’ve ever seen an active player randomly commentate a separate game

I think me watching this says more about how short football season is and how I want to capture every moment of it…instead of the alternative which is I just don’t have a whole lot going on right now.

At least, that’s what I’m telling myself to feel better for the next 3 hours