There’s an old A Wyatt Mann cartoon with an incredibly racist (obviously, given the author) depiction of a black dude saying gibberish into his cell phone (the words “bix nood” being part of this gibberish), and it became a meme.

I knew about the Public Universal Friend so reading this I was like “hey neat”.

But then I cried at the end.

Yeah it’s a fake and I am just very gullible.

Kosher guanciale.

Kosher meat-and-cheese pasta.

What?

My elderly aunt reached out to me out of the blue and offered to pay for my srs if I want it but can’t afford.

Like I hadn’t even been thinking about it, partially cause it’s scary but mostly cause I just assumed I would never be able to.

But now that it’s a possibility, I guess I should do some research. Not much has changed in the last 20 years right?

I think they are cute little fellas and can appreciate them as long as they aren’t touching me.

Yeah, making porn is illegal in China.

Yeah, Oregon is deep red, except the places where anybody lives.

Will definitely have forks to go with plow.

Battlebot. Original is purple and black but I wanted to change the colors to something cuter.

Which color scheme?

Yes but not in a good way.

“At least it will be us murdering kids and not the US”

How did you think they made Slaanesh in the first place?

Yeah!

Made a new robot out of spare parts. 1lb, Plastic Antweight class. Not my design - my first kitbot, a Force Knight (https://teammalice.com/index.php/scar-kit-and-spares/scar-plastic-antweight-electronics-kit/). I just realized I had like 80% of the parts in my spare parts drawer already (and even the OG color filaments) and didn’t have a plantweight yet. It’s got a big wedge for horizontal spinners and some forks to get under other verticals and control bots.

I don’t really like the 1lb classes - it’s too small and cramped - but the local arenas aren’t built for my preferred 3lb Beetleweight class.

Anyways, off to make a 3lb hammersaw as my next project. Or maybe even a 12lb idk.

Ethan Klein made a big video talking about Hasan, the “content nuke”. Several other streamers made react videos talking about it, including many left wing and pro-Palestinian streamers. Ethan is now suing a couple of said streamers, for violating his copyright by showing the video on their streams.

Ironically, a long time ago Ethan was subject to a similar lawsuit about react content, which he won by saying that his react video was sufficiently transformative.

Hasan is not being sued. He is only relevant as the video was part of Ethan’s obsession with him.

if americans are burgers are american trans people impossible burgers?

So I hear the passport situation is pretty fucked rn but anyone have experience getting a realid? Do I gotta change my birth certificate first, or will name change court order be fine? Idk how federal it is but I live in a blue state.

They learn it in boot camp and then pretty much never again unless they volunteer for honor guard.

The US military doesn’t really do parades and it shows.