MNF needs to lean fully into the early 2000s aesthetic. Why stop at Puddle of Mudd?
Make Buck and Aikman rock frosted tips.
Get Reuben Studdard sing the national anthem with Vanessa Carlton on backing piano.
Have all the players wear Twin Tower ribbons, and have Chris Berman make vaguely racist comments about “teaching the Mideast a lesson” at halftime.
Who gets canned first tomorrow, Staley or Reich?
Jennifer Lopez, still very solidly in “would” territory.
If it wasn’t for the Eagles being so good, I’d be checked out on football until the postseason at this point. The 2023 regular season has been a dull, injury-plagued disaster full of lopsided snoozefests.
Look at the Thanksgiving slate. Terrible.
Should’ve been an ejection. Dirty play.
I think Sam Howell is overrated. If he was as good as these talking heads say, Washington would have a winning record, like Stroud with Houston. I see a slightly better version of Jameis Winston, that’s it.
But sure, pay the man, just like the Giants with Danny Dimes. Eagles and Cowboys fans are loving it.
NCIS Milwaukee and the Donald Trump Hour with Stephen Colbert are returning.
Our nation is as saved.
First time sign language has made it move for me. Always new firsts!
NFL really seems to think Thanksgiving is all about dead people.
“Look, here’s a dead person you may remember from the past! Here’s another dead you may recall as well!”
Lame.
That 5 day Superstorm Sandy weekend was awesome during college. Just saying 🤷🏻♂️
We’re one Green Bay touchdown away from my family having to endure me talking about David Grusch’s UFO claims for the 194th time.
Imagine watching “The Masked Singer: Disco Night” with the amount of television options available to you in 2023.
The Lions with a touching tribute to sucking on Thanksgiving, just lovely. This reminds me of Brett Favre tearing up their defense with grandpa on the couch.
Ah shit, now I’m crying.
“Christian Watson, kind of has an up and down season”
As somebody who cut him from his fantasy team two weeks ago, when was up?
“You ever notice how they don’t let whites sing the national anthem since George Floyd?”
-Everybody racist uncle right now, lips pursed and shaking their head
I’d rather roundhouse kick a wine mom for the last Spider-Man PS5 at Walmart than suffer through another Jets game on Black Friday.
Giants-Cowboys is an easy no-watch if only to avoid all of the shitty boomer “living at home” jokes the broadcasters will be doing.
“Can’t go much lower pal. You know this is a JSA CERTIFIED Chase Young, right? That doesn’t come cheap.”
CMC or Hill are winning MVP this year. If it’s not one of those two guys, rename it the MVQB award.