something good happens

Specifically, a miracle, a term reserved by the Catholic Church basically only for the most inexplicable good medical outcomes, which ⅔ of independent experts must agree on. Two miracles must happen (or 1 for martyrs) for someone to qualify for sainthood, and it’s still quite a process after that.

In Tschechien gibt es auf Schilder Feld “Verspätung” oder “Erwarteter Abfahrt”, denn Züge oft spät fahren. In Japan werden die rare Verspätungen durch Laufzeilen gemeldet. In Deutschland muss man diese besondere Methode verwenden, wenn der Zug pünktlich fährt. In Russland wird mit handgezeichnete Plakaten gemeldet, dass es zu einem erfolgreichen Ankunft wahrscheinlich ankommen wird.

That’s easy. The hard part is to justify why you needed to permanently flood LA to make a point.

uBlock Origin is so nice they discourage donations in favor of filter maintainers.

This is very common. These two buildings have 𝗡 and 𝗭 swapped (and an upside-down 𝗦):

Other sins include horizontally or vertically flipped serif 𝐀𝐁𝐔𝐕𝐖 if that can happen. Every alphabet manufacturer should put a small “TOP - Remove after installation” sticker at the front top of each letter, or at least indicate the direction on the packaging.

Deoxyribonucleic acid
Ribonucleic acid

Am I missing something?

Consistently upside-down serif 𝐍s. Ewww…

Time concerns aside, this will just make GOP say “they have their own idea of truth”. Which is correct but the causality is vice versa.

Fucking Aquaman??

Nope. But I guess a mirror of WebAssembly Studio would still be the best starting point despite its slow development lately. The WAsm plugin for VSCodium was broken for me too.

Note that unlike JS, WASM won’t run from file:// URLs; you need to run a local http server or commit to an online repo to run your code. There might be an about:config option to change this but many IDEs (incl. WA Studio, presumably) come with servers for this reason.

wine control launches Wine’s sparse control panel (most options are under winecfg). You can use it at fancy parties for fun tricks or to make someone puke.

Yes, I have watched that video. She is pretty and very white and got a match for every right swipe. She never replied to their pick-up lines, making her part of the problem.

Reroot tree: Tree digs itself out of the ground, walks to another location and takes root, as if it’s always been there.

Heap sort: More advanced technique for which Reroot tree is a prerequisite for some reason. Arranges assortments of things into neat piles with only one kind of object per pile. Very useful when looking for things in treasure chambers.

A forgotten one is webassembly.studio, an in-browser IDE for creating WASM projects with way less pain than other methods. It got discontinued the year I needed it for my school project. It was open source but I failed to rehost it myself and public mirrors only appeared after I spent days trying to make Emscripten work, tore my hair out over WebGL and then finally painfully built the whole thing with CSS (and a bit of JS; yes, it was indeed a disaster).

They work in porn now, apparently

If non-English songs are allowed… https://feddit.org/comment/1871785

I know a reasonable girl that wouldn’t use Tinder in the intended way, she just made an account to see how many guys in Delhi would swipe right on her when she enabled a VPN to pretend to be in India. (Lots)

Does this count?

could be it

There is an easy way to check. I percent-encoded all the non-ASCII characters now:

This may be because the URL contains non-ASCII, which I haven’t percent-encoded, despite having manually changed ( and ) to %28 and %29 to prevent the parentheses from interfering with Markdown syntax.

A scammy Google ad that I posted to !shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world.