Everyone please stop buying Elon’s products or using X.

To be fair, we did get JoeBrandonsSonsGiantHogPosting

NOT true!

but lib this time

some people eat watermelon with mustard and they are wild

It has already happened and no i wont elaborate

Googling your name + “the Hedgehog”

Most people:

Dude named “Sonic”:

God bless Moo Deng and her mama and all animals as well as people who love and take good care of animals forever and always

I’m not going to tell the libs that.

Yes, my singular psl vote in my deep red state lost the dems the election. If you dont want me to do it again, I suggest you start pandering to me.

Trillbilly bit of rural guy that’s never heard of covid, but is deeply concerned about cancel culture.

They didnt even want to give me my sticker I had to ask them for it

I will now raise my children as Maoists

Sorry to have accidentally trolled you

while they are no longer printed, thousand dollar bills ARE real. However due to rarity they’re worth considerably more than face value.

No memes, completely serious, lie detector on, would you invest in a dramatic film with Jerma as the lead

Day 147: Have scraped most of the moss off the walls, and eaten it to regain what little strength the strange growth will provide. This pit seems to go on forever, and despite the abundance of gamer crud on the upper levels I had taken to help supplement the few rations I had managed to secure, these deeper levels provide far less in terms of edible material. It also seems that whenever I do find time to rest between downward treks, some sort of creature has been eating what Ive not secured on my person. I hear whispers some nights, they tell me that a “Hexagonal bear” is at the bottom. I fear I may have delved too deep into the pit. I cannot turn back now.

I’m no longer young and stupid. Because I’m older now.

Built different

Built stupid

Built lucky

at least 3