Crowtee_Robot [he/him]

Nicole Kidman was being interviewed for the annual Hollywood issue of Vanity Fair and was asked who she’d love to work with that she hasn’t yet and in her answer she said:

I’ve always said I want to work with Scorsese, if he does a film with women.

Elite-on-elite violence, I know, but it got a sensible chuckle out of me.

Y’all may or may not realize it but sex workers tend to be at the forefront of new tech trends and innovations.

You can take my Betamax tapes and HD DVDs from my cold dead hands.

Humpty-Dumptymaxxing drives men WILD!

I hope he had a nice trip.

We’d spend the whole time perfecting the fusion dance.

The best part is how this isn’t public domain schlock like Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey; this is an officially licensed Disney version of Pooh and friends and it’s directly inspired by two classic survival horror franchises. Now I want more weird stuff like a Peter Pan game that is inspired by Soulsborn games. Give me a 101 Dalmatians grand strategy game. Nothing’s off the table!

Find out how she interacts with Kim.

AD Christmas episodes are a special kind of unhinged joy. My personal favorite is “For Whom The Sleighbell Tolls” for being the first and greatest chapter in Santa’s vendetta against the Smith family.

Hexbear And The Amazing Technicolor Struggle Thread

This photo always gives me chills. This look has been directed at countless people throughout history and continues today. To see it in the eyes of an unquestionable fascist emphasizes that anyone who looks this way at another human being has only one verdict waiting for them at the end of a people’s tribunal.

I love this site and all our comrades.

Grover Cleveland fans are going to be inconsolable. Their boy is about to lose his only distinguishing fact.

It’s the television equivalent of digging through shit and mud for two hours because there’s a tiny chance you might find a little gold nugget that will be enough to pay for your trip to do it all again next week.

Literally days after a big profile of Lorne Michaels came out where he tried to rerun the whole “SNL makes fun of both sides” thing that he’s tried to convince people of for decades. Ok, Lorne. Ok.

Uh, let me drive you mad with fear.

And it’s only gotten worse as comics-based media expanded into other media, especially movies. You get the feedback loop of reworking books to appeal to movie fans and everything just descends into generic slop that much quicker just for it all to get stirred up again with a shift in IP rights into new shit soup that tastes suspiciously like the old shit soup.

Puts on Gilbert Gottfried’s Seinfeld voice

They say the extreme left is ruining comedy. Who is it saying that? Who are these people?!

I keep turning left eventually I’m just going straight again. Who is it turning extremely left? Who are these people?!

Same thing happened when I turn right. I turn right a few times and now I’m turning left. Who can follow these kinds of directions? Who are these people?!

Purge early and often

Incredible. This series is so bonkers, lmao!

Yajirobe mains are spamming his senzu healing super and then running out the clock and racking up Ws by having more HP and the end of the match.

The guy known for running away and passing out senzu beans is tilting online players by running away and passing out senzu beans.