Are… are you me? Because from first paragraph to last, this is 100% me.

(Although to be fair, I grew out of the name-thing some time ago, thank fuck.)

I didn’t know this - although it explains why no one called bullshit on my (pretty obviously made-up) story. I was a bit disappointed everyone ate it up, but I guess rules are rules. 🤷🏼‍♀️