KLOOTVIOOL!

Don’t tell me 'cause it hurts

Paint?

Force close Instagram, or any other app, should be fine.

That is life-size…

Translated the article from the Dutch news website nos.nl:

A lovebird that was taken by the police in Utrecht last week has become an international hit on social media in a few days, reports RTV Utrecht.

The police literally put the lovebird on water and bread on Thursday, after its owner was arrested for shoplifting. The suspect had the bird on his shoulder when officers arrested him.

A birdcage was not available at the office, so the bird had to be put in a cell as well. There he received a white sandwich and some water, the police reported on Instagram.

RTV Utrecht posted a photo of the lovebird with a bar in front of its eyes. Animal lover Emma from Scotland picked up the article and the animal has since gone viral on Twitter.

The arrested owner was released by the police the same day and left the police station with the bird on his shoulder. “The lovebird also invokes his right to remain silent,” jokes a police spokesperson.

When we bought our house it had a Bosch dishwasher. It started leaking after it was just 3 years old. The leak started where the plastic bottom piece joins the aluminium top piece. The rubber gasket became dirty and water was able to escape. Every brand has these types of cheap dishwasher. So next time you buy a dishwasher pick a more expensive model that has a ‘unibody’ design.

Thank god I found you, can you help me with Windows update?

Happend to me once. I was lazy so I made a Lego mouse clicker. I went away to eat and upon return my character was killed. Not sure if I was banished to a different place. Sad times for a 13 year old.

Excommunicado?

Your forgot to add the 69

You make coffee in an airfryer?

Zembla, a Dutch independent journalism TV program, made a video regarding a big PFAS cover-up in The Netherlands: https://youtu.be/y3kzHc-eV88. If you ask me, PFAS is worse the plastic.

Careful, that is probably the last good modern battlefield ever released.

Be aware to not hose them off when they have been exposed to sunlight for a certain amount of time. Solar panels become extremely hot and cold water will crack the glass panel.

True, you always put your finger in your mouth when making the ‘eu’ sound. Source: I’m Dutch.

SAW

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Memmy (iOS) reminds me of Apollo, feel right at home. I don’t even miss Reddit at this point.