Europe

We’ve got free local artisan coffee, organic fruit, mineral water, and beer. We turn the kitchen table into a ping pong table with a net after lunch for however long people want to use it and people do. At 17:00 everyone’s got a beer on their desk and by 18:00 the doors are locked and the lights are out. One Thursday a month the table is used for beer pong after work and we play card games like Exploding Kittens. Idk I like it here.

Not everywhere sucks. I’ve never worked an hour over my full-time requirements (ever), I get unlimited sick leave and no one shames me for missing a week as long as I call in properly. 31 Vacation days and company parties are nice too, plus paid travel time and nice hotel rooms. Also I’ve never made more money in my life and we’re all getting extra bonuses to cover the unexpected inflation.

Oh and I can work from home four days a week if I want to. Gotta come in that one day, but it’s a fifteen minute walk from my house so that’s just fine for me. I come in on Tuesdays because that’s when the company orders lunch for everyone (just one day a week but still cool).

Most European countries offer PhDs in English and have a rule where if you actually graduate in that country and get a job in the same field, you can stay.

Tell me you haven’t smoked without telling me you haven’t smoked

Laser hair removal, unlike electrolysis, isn’t permanent and needs to be repeated about every seven years.

I do know that they had problems with their pepper suppliers due to corporate greed. Perhaps they’re using a different pepper now.

Do what the others already said and be mature and professional. Just wear a full clown costume to the zoom meeting. No comments on it.

You say that, but have you lived it? I go to anti-AfD protests but I’m still sick of having to walk through neighborhoods where all the women are in headscarves and the teenagers and young men always trying to grope and rob you. There’s an ugly side to immigration that the left does not want to address.

Hey I’m a white immigrant in Germany! I was accepted as a waitress in the shooting club events in German villages and also in Karneval tents so it’s possible. But then there’s always one drunk old German suggesting I just moved here for the social systems.

It’s an expression.

My parents bought a Tandy hooked it up real early, without understanding what the internet was. I was given access to it at maybe age 9 and I got my first dick pic sent to me VIA SCANNER. Pre-digital camera era. Someone literally put their hardon in a scanner, closed the lid, and sat there while it scanned. Just to send it to 16, f, California.

What about Lake Champlain?

Wow what a cancerous website.

Ibuprofen and caffeine. After consuming, lay down and try to nap until the caffeine hits.

wHiCh BeGs ThE qUeStIoN

No one seems to know or care that “begging the question” means using circular logic and not that something has led to an event where people are begging to ask a question.

An example of properly begging the question could be, “does your mom know you’re gay?” It’s a yes or no question, but you can’t answer it properly if you are straight. That’s begging the question.

Whenever I point this out, I get down voted, which leads to the question: why y’all prefer being wrong?

Where does the poop go

Yes, sadly you seem right.

There’s only one reason to post this, and it’s not a pretty one.