I wonder what would happen to the standard lib brain if you told them you weren’t voting for Biden because you intend to write-in Hillary.

“I will not vote for Biden.”

“NOT VOTING IS A VOTE FOR TR-“

“I’m still with her.”

“???”

I’ll never watch those little yellow bastards

Even worse - you make a connection with some you think is cool then you find out afterwards they’re a chud.

I have trouble making friends but this seem a little over the top to me.

I don’t like new people. Nobody does. How are you supposed to like someone you don’t know anything about? Friendship takes time and immediately assuming everyone hates you isn’t going to help. You’re correct, they don’t like you but you’re wrong if you assume they dislike you.

Also if you do happen to find someone who’s knee jerk reaction to meeting a new person is to hate is not a person to befriend.

I was losing my mind at the fentanyl skittles stories last year. It was so obviously made up but my relatives were terrified.

A couple of years ago the Navy bought an ad campaign which included them streaming on twitch everyday. They always had a few thousand viewers which I thought was bullshit especially because there were only 10 or so people chatting. After watching the chat for about 30 minutes the same 10 chatters had the exact same things to say again. 30 minutes later it happened again.

I was going to document it, but by the time I decided to people like y’all came in and started spamming things like “What’s your favorite war crime???” and it became way to chaotic to prove it.

have you tried being dumb as hell? surely you haven’t tried that one yet

A friend of mine claims he “only plays good video games” and I asked him what that means and he told me “mostly I don’t play video games with zombies” and I think he’s onto something

I worked in a machine shop running CNCs. I started by working on parts for microscopes and electrical housings and made what felt like an army’s worth of assault weapon uppers before I quit a week later.

Mmmm ice cream so good!

Yea but at least we still get the FB tier memes

Using anything other than local is a garbage heap

I don’t want to speak for everyone but I’ll say this for myself.

After being told for over 20 years that I should still be morning these people and for the same amount of time our foreign policy hasn’t gotten any better, in fact it’s worse just makes me angry. They died and we’re worse as a country for it. It makes me deeply sad, but at some point the sadness just became a bitter sense of humor I reckon as a defense mechanism so I didn’t truly descend into madness.

Or in other words, it jokerfied me.

and there’s no nuance around it?

The fact that the whole ordeal was a giant fucking tragedy caused by American imperialism is funny for that reason, not because those people are dead.

That is the nuanced take.

What’s your beef with Thought Slime?

It’s a nice photograph of Christopher Lloyd.

Yeah same

I was a full on idiotic lib at one point, but the thing that irks me the most is the the libs that will confidently say things that are easily fact checked, or just say things based on vibes, or just make shit up.

I feel like the difference between many of us, or at least myself is when I do not know something I will try my best to figure it out even if that means challenging my existing disposition. This is what lead me here.

So in one respect yes I was like them I was an ignorant lib, but never ever ever would I just say some wild bullshit then plug my ears and start yelling.

Big “I wish everyone were dead except for me” energy

Nah your fine I didn’t take it that way

blocking the meme comms on other instances made the experience way better

You’re absolutely right it does and I have. I only bring it up because they’re so truly and utterly unfunny it offends me they share a space with us.