I’ll be the one cooking while they each take turns sucking my dick

Very nice

Network virus test

Fuck you drug users don’t go to church and we can’t have that in America /s

My 2008 beater is great because it has no smart shit it in at all. I wouldn’t buy a newer car unless it had a standard enough dash that I can replace whatever dumbass restricted smart app shit system it comes with.

Is that a concrete shack with not just electricity but also an air conditioner? Mf must be super rich if this is the year 2041.

“Firefox is bad because I got a virus one time and Firefox was my default browser therefore Firefox gave my computer a virus”- my brother

I never switched to Chrome. I didn’t do it when it first came out and people were shitting their pants in excitement. I didn’t use chrome in the middle of the 2010s when no one even knew about Firefox. I still don’t use it. I never switched from Firefox.

Wtf why is this so goddamn hot?

I just match the level of cringe that’s already in the comments. If the comments are full of stuff like “nice ass” or “beautiful” it’s one thing but if every other comment is in the vein of “I want to tie you up and fill your ass with orange juice while I cum in your hair” then anything is fair game