Person Woman Mandarine Camera TV

Then it molds. And the mold tends to survive the dishwasher.

Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

That poor fish.

Let me get back to you once I have enough latex.

It’s a quote from Blade Runner.
Lemmy, I am disappoint.

The Garfield way, of course.

Source, please?
Living in Europe, where you can see women breastfeeding in public and, of course, so many women going topless or even completely nude on public beaches, I can’t say female bodies become any less interesting.
Then again, not even every Western culture is quite as fixated on female breasts as, lets say, the American and Italian ones. Other cultures tend to look more at the whole thing instead.

My city has a store with furniture like that. Also, lots of figurines of all sizes depicting totally nude mermaids, elves, whatever. #justeuropethings
They procure it mainly from thirld-world countries, though, and it seems to be made exclusively of bronze, cast iron, ebony, and cadmium.

A sturdy collar, too. I know the story of a guy who bled to death in mere minutes after taking a single piece of shrapnel to the neck.

Butterface mermaid

Very nice.
But can you sit like that for four weeks on end?

This kills the sperm.

(No, seriously, heat does that)

Here’s hoping that some USB flavors will be phased out, but then again, fucking TIFF is still around, so…

Time for this old treasure

impvoe

Improve? Impress? Upvote? iMovie?

I was hoping for a cyanide capsule.

New lyrics to The Beatles’ “Come Together” just dropped.

How is he?

You know you are in deep shit when your vacation time is measured in hours.
I’m just so, so sorry.