Maybe feed them less peanuts

I’m currently engaged to a dude with a name that DOESN’T start with “T.” His middle name and last name are free from the curse as well.

I hope you have similar luck someday!

Did you end up dating a girl named Jen afterwards, by any chance? 🤣

I’m not one to judge. I had an on-and-off fling with a dude named Tyler, where it turned out I was the side chick all along. Then I got away from him by going on a yearlong internship at different locations, where I ended up dating a dude named Tyler (who went by “Ty”) for a semester. And then a year later I dated “Taylor” for a couple weeks. And spent half a year getting over him, too. Lmao.

Thanks for the tip! ♪⁠ ⁠\⁠(⁠^⁠ω⁠⁠\⁠ ⁠)

They could at least put tape on it 😂

Do you copy and paste every time you use text emojis with specail characters? Do you have them saved on your phone/computer for easy access?

I bought my unlocked phone on Backmarket. Works great so far.

What brand, if I may ask?

Wow. This is horrendous.

Yeah, I tried reading Paradise Lost to impress a boy in Junior High. I gave up quickly. Didn’t get the guy.

But hey! Now I read whatever I want. But I usually don’t have the time, because my fiance and I have a lot of shows to watch. 😂😅

Too many choices have been made here

If your kid is prone to losing pens, it may not be worth it to invest in fountain pens. Maybe try to find pens that are made from recycled plastic or compostable materials installed.

Just my two cents!

This dude must be colorblind. I’ve never seen pink Melatonin!

I’m getting those vibes, too

My hero

I get the 🐢 and the 🐰, but what’s with the random human? Is there a piece of the metaphor that I’m missing?

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