Well don’t you see, if they don’t do the conservatives policies then the conservatives won’t vote for them and then they might not win and then the conservatives might win and then they’d probably do some horrible conservative policy.

If leftists don’t vote for labour because they’re not perfect then they’re the reason they lose the election.

I’d like a tarot reading for what’s gonna happen on my next run

Also quick interpretation: You’re gonna get some bad news related to a creative project, but with them a new opportunity will present itself. Seizing on this new opportunity will yield something materially good for you. The bad news could be something as simple as a writers’ block and the new opportunity is simply you moving on to do something else, instead of hammering away at something you struggle with.

“China is a country”
:pope: :degaulle:

I gotta go on more runs

erm achually 🤓 there are no good guys at Drumpf rallies

Kamala and Mao are similar in that neither of them are white.
They are different in that Kamala is a woman (political)

What kind of a dweeb do you have to be to reveal that kinda stuff decades later? She’s retired, the USSR is gone, nobody cares anymore. If I was an apparatchik who had this kinda evidence cross my desk, I’d just silently destroy it.

I do dubs so I can wash dishes and do other stuff and have it on in the background. If I were good at paying attention I’d do subs, since it feels like they’re often better translated

I would convert to islam out of respect

Born too late to experience Iron Maiden-style album covers. Born too early to experience hologram lp’s. Born just in time for the coolest-looking natural disasters.

What @DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net says and on top of that you also have to retroactively figure out who ordered what, which takes fucking ages because people have no idea what they’ve ordered so you gotta sit and wait for them all to discuss and work out who ordered what “yeah but you ended up eating a bunch of my fries!” and how they split everything and it’s just… ugh.
If you’re more than 4 (and even that is pushing it) just have one of you shell out and then figure out the bill amongst yourselves afterwards.

I guess he’s worried about the saudis coming to collect on their debts

I went on recently and it’s just awful. I deleted my account so now I just get the common frontpage and it’s just full of stale memes and “DAE le DRUMPF EVERYBODY???” All their political discourse is just

Could have given me an aneurism

Magic The Gathering was good

Yeah it sucks. I just don’t understand why otherwise normal people still have those brainworms. Like I have a lot of leftist friends that will happily eat a steak, but be weird about the other stuff.

Replace the monster with coffe and you have the breakfast of choice for berliners and parisians! They’re fancy! Ooh la lah!

I love cartilage and offal. Never really understood the brainworms people have that makes some part of an animal less gross to eat than other parts. It’s all just taste and texture.
I only eat meat as a rare treat these days, but when I do I’ll often use heart or liver or something.

WIsh I could go back to 2015 just for grocery shopping tbh

They had a whole subreddit dedicated to posting their locations!

Throwback to the dumbass lemmitor who insisted Ukraine had superior training, it just “wasn’t suited to fighting against the russian military doctrine”. The logic was completely circular.
That was my top voted post on my previous account, early federation was a blast.