The product manager for Siri should be ashamed. Do they even use their own products? Ridiculous.

It’s not even *consistent* in what it’s dumb about. Sometimes, something works that makes you go “Wait - that was actually quite good …” so then you try it again and she’s back to asking Wolfram Alpha how to send a text to my mom.

I used the toilet stall after him one time and * he didn’t flush!*

Actually I totally made that up. Everything I’ve heard about him makes him sound awesome.