So what are you guys getting your wife for Christmas? I need an idea for one more thing.

Nice choke hold.

The only benefit of Jason Garrett calling this game is I can do Jason Garrett jokes like: Jason Garrett wears a seatbelt in a golf cart.

Next week, Dobbs holds out for Russ money.

Zach Wilson’s surface pad is just for eHarmony hookups.

Man Josh McDaniels must have fucking sucked.

Jimmy G will spend halftime figuring out which strip clubs he’s hitting up tonight.

Mike McDaniel wears a life vest in a hot tub.

Needs some spa time to relax.

So much Old Style.

Meanwhile CJ Stroud….

Eberflus is going to lose his mind and call a reverse.

Eberflus looks like every high school principal on TV.

Jets should trade for Bagent.

Bryce “Zack Wilson” Young

Matt Eberflus wears floaties in a hot tub.

Matt Eberflus asks the Old Style vendor for a rosé

Given the last three years, is this even a serious question?