Religion terrifies me.

Glad you finally made it to the party! Meaning we’ve all been having a party that you just made it to.

There needs to be a new rule where when a headline asks why something sucks ass so tragically the answer is capitalism. It’s always capitalism.

Spicoli and Mr Hand would like a word…

I love you! Thank you for doing that for us!

Concur. Where I live it’s between $45-60/hr. The problem I see is that recognizing this requires recognizing that you’re not wealthy either. The bourgeoisie have nothing if not their illusions.

Definitely need more of these!

Wish I lived in your country…

I don’t even find them that spicy but they fuck my butthole and accessories up.

Most of Wes Anderson’s.

I’m not sure your steppin’ in what I’m putting down. You don’t need children or anyone else. You need to do some serious housekeeping before you invite anyone else over. And if you can find happiness within yourself you need to seek help. Any expectation that others are going to want to care about someone that doesn’t care about themselves is highly fallacious.

Goals for what?

Goals for your happiness. You know, ones that aren’t about other people?

I never quit never quitting. I lead from the front as an example to everyone but mainly my children. Your body is your ship to travel through this reality. I want the most functional vessel possible that’s ready for all eventualities. I have dysmorphia and I’m not sure how I look but I don’t care. Not caring (and selective caring) is one of the most powerful tools you can have in this existence. Honestly though, you sound maladjusted. Significance and happiness cannot be derived from other people and your attitude about it is uglier than 200 extra kilos will ever be. Start loving yourself and develop some goals for you and you’ll likely find an entirely different reality. And this is coming from a place of love, one bridge troll to another, ya know? 😉

The bourgeoisie and the wealthy are evil AF. Capitalism rewards it. We need to bring down the walls and get these fucks up against those that remain.

This is pretty incel-ish. Here’s an article linking several studies which contradict your anecdotal suggestions. But you keep not fucking, I’ll cover for you!

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325881

It was the worm. They attach to your intestinal lining and then die (in humans). The problem is that then in bad cases your body can build a sore around the attachment and eventually cause a blockage. At that point surgery is the solution. A few rounds of a typical wormer cleared me up though.

I’ve encountered that a lot. That’s really great! I hope you’re somewhere you don’t have to endanger your freedom to acquire your alternative.

Actually yes! I recently had a parasitic worm from salmon. It was super painful and scary but I was dewormed at that point. Not recommended 0/10…

I think I feel the world’s tiniest tear forming!..no, I just had to fart.

Get this man a badge!

I chose beer and amphetamines (substituted) to curb my alcohol and drug addiction (same fucking thing, I know…).