A group of us got into an elevator to go down a floor and the elevator went up instead. Someone said “I guess you have to go up before you can go down”.

I don’t understand the thought process here. Even if it wasn’t fentanyl, she thought “I need the baby to sleep. Oh yeah, coke should do the trick.”

I personally got it for the reports of duplicated or leaked passwords to make it easier for me to find and update all of my old, bad passwords.

I actually appreciate the nostalgia