Threads just started turning on federation like yesterday.

I’ll move instances if we do stay connected. Considering this is the home of privacyguides it’d be weird to stay connected to the Meta datagrinder…

Hasn’t threads not even turned on activitypub support yet?

If Calvin was 6 in 1986, then he’d be turning 44 in 2024. Very young in the current political climate but definitely possible to run for president…

Maybe it’s both…

But of course, such based individuals will never be billionaires. Specifically because their basedness precludes them from being psychopathic enough to commit the kind of cutthroat, violent exploitation of tens of thousands of workers’ labor inherently necessary to amass such wealth.

I hope to retire from living at the age of young, hopefully

If you gotta guess… she did not, in fact, came

Plot twist: it’s a small farm town in the 1980s and the waiter brings you a damn beer like you deserve

Holy shit, I mention him one time and the server gets updated within the hour

The smolest bean

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that brownie has a 1000% chance of being the strongest concentration of edible THC you’ve ever felt in your goddamn life

subway is that option for “we are on a roadtrip passing through Assfuck, Idaho and for some reason this town of 750 people has a Subway open at 8:30pm” lol

like, do you wear it while you’re sleeping even? or just on a charger pedestal

I do have an old samsung Gear 2 that I don’t use anymore. Could use that and skip pairing to my phone. I just don’t wear smart watches, because I never wear a watch at all (blue collar industry habits, can’t wear any bands that might get caught in moving machinery)

notifications do bother, i usually have DnD mode set up to turn on automatically. i’m not quite tin-hat enough to blame the 5g signal waves tho lol

…no?

I have some big red LCD shit from the 90s that i got out of a box at my parents house lol

Of course theyll pull the first season, how else would the network drive people to go sign up for their separate shitty streaming site that barely works for an additional $9/mo?

Meanwhile your friendly neighborhood pirate has the first, second, third AND fourth seasons, as well as all the extras and the Christmas special, always available all the time…

your mother started the load over! AYO!

mine has a backup- it’s a coin cell to keep the time saved, not to run the alarm.

i’m sure true rechargeable battery clocks exist that would further solve this problem if I bought one; but that would both require effort to find a good one, and also run against my other boomer habit: being a fucking tightwad lmao

you can simplify the entire modern economy down to “[corporation] is quietly ruining [object/service/everything]”

maybe some day people will eventually wake up to the reality that capitalism optimizes the efficient creation of profit, not the efficient creation of quality or quantity of products. in fact producing products or anything of quality is actively inconvenient to the profit motive- which is why you see subscriptions everywhere now.