The Chicken Coop

Projection much?

This has been a thing for many years. In my area, it’s literally the only way the packages get delivered. They don’t even use UPS or FedEx anymore, besides maybe in very niche scenarios.

I deliver for Amazon Flex. Although I don’t appreciate having my name and face put out there, the real problem I have with this is showing people exactly where I’m at on a map. Like yes, the person with dozens of packages in their car is right here if you want to go rob them or try to take something while we are at a house or in a store or something. Makes you feel like a loot piñata.

Also, it says X stops away, but we are contractors, so we can leave the route for whatever reason we deem necessary. Eat lunch, pick up kid, whatever. So I feel it puts an unreasonable expectation that “my package will definitely be here in Y minutes”

Just my 2 cents anyways.

Smarch 32nd, 2033a

Now do Trump

This is what happens when AI writes your headlines and articles. Welcome to the future!

Narrator: “it did not”

But totally worth it.

Nerfle

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That is a weird way of admitting that you rushed to the comment section instead of, you know, reading the article.

For your first 20-40 trip, you could stay childless and live it up, see the world.

Then, on your second 20-40 trip, you could have kids while still physically fit and able to keep up with them and have fun.

And yet, all those bigger bubbles were once 1.5 million large at one point. You have to start somewhere.

The walls are deceptive in that they don’t look that high from the stands, then you jump and realize, “Oh shit, that was higher than I anticipated!” People hurt themselves regularly each time the field is rushed.

House of Cards

NCIS

You joke about this, but down the street from me is an elderly couple (60s-70s) that have like 9-12 kids in their house. They are all grandkids whose parents are all alive but are just drug/alcohol addicted and want nothing to do with them. The grandparents always have this expression on their face that can be best described as “fucked around and found out”. And, they aren’t even doing a better job raising the grandkids like you would expect after messing up their original kids.

They are like a feral packs of animals that terrorize the neighborhood stealing shit and quite literally walking out or riding their bikes in front of cars. My wife and I joke this is because they have “extra” kids and are looking to sue someone for hitting or killing one of the grandkids. Like a sad scenario where the kids are worth more dead to them than alive.

The grandparents don’t care because death is about to release them from their obligations, and once they’re gone, then society will have to deal with the two generations of scum they spawned into the world.

Remember people, raise your kids, or you’ll raise your grandkids.