I know a 34-time felon who escaped justice.

You can. No guarantee your cat will react.

Im sorry, what?

Please respect the Sofa King.

I’m coining the “inverse Vance” right here, right now. You’re all witnesses.

I never thought Trump would eat my face.

Ease off, guy. She’s already doing everything she can for daddy Vladdy.

The furniture, if not everything.

Who could have guessed fascists would turn on each other?

I can think of one American who needs to be deported to Russia.

Anyone else beginning to suspect Trump is bad at business?

Fuck that.

All he wanted was revenge for his rabbit.

Don’t rush past Rush.

Give me an EU passport and it’s a deal.

He has practice spotting rapists. One applies his makeup and does his hair.

What about competence?

Get rid of your silly protections and let Musky’s AI decide how much to pay you (if anything).

You alright?

I’m not going to apologize for America but come on.