Thanks for fixing the image picker issue, very much appreciated

Nice, thanks!

Nobody tell him

Look at the satisfaction on Garfield’s face, too

The fact that you don’t understand doesn’t mean I have an obligation to spoonfeed it to you

You mean the web, not the internet. And no, they’re not the only reason, they just help facilitate consumer protection in ways that happen to be mutually beneficial—not motivated by altruism. There are a lot of people who work a lot harder than the EU, often for free, who are much more responsible for the web and the internet itself being in a decent state and being worth caring about.

Lucky for me I don’t give a shit what the EU thinks

Is that how people do that on your planet?

All fair points, but

what the hell are you talking about? What’s all this stuff about plants?

I can only imagine that you’ve also said things like “we are indoors, nobody is beating around any bushes” or “how can you have the best of both worlds? There’s only one world” or “there’s no way you could ‘knock it out of the park’, we’re not playing baseball”.

When inside thoughts become outside words

Imagine actually having Google Play Services on your phone. Unthinkable. I’ll be praying for you guys.

Yeah, you guys are always “just asking questions”, aren’t you? That’ll be all.

Equivalent degree and style of incoherence

Does it involve covering, analyzing, and discussing the game of basketball in anything but the most superficial detail?

Musk deserves a long drop from a short rope. Aside from that, I’m a no sea lions allowed zone, so you’d best be on your way.

Counterpoint: Mass extinction is worth it if we can exterminate all arthropods

produced evidence of material that was moving “faster than 95% of stars near the sun”

Is this man Tim Heidecker in a turtleneck?

The initial Android Jellybean version of the blobmojis are the only emojis that have ever been good, before or since

Do you do anything besides serial shitposting of ragebait?

It’s really not, which is Google’s fault. Just the ability to sidestep it for the user’s gallery app of choice would be worlds better