The Rehearsal, was Nathan Fielder’s follow-up to Nathan For You

Quiet quitting

I actually did this once and there’s a reason I only did it the one time. Ruined a perfectly good cheese pizza.

Wasn’t the fifth element love? The Paneteers already had heart.

The US declared war on drugs and drugs won

Judging by the picture the slice is done in a spiral which results in two Mobius bagels

You see what happens, Larry?! You see what happens when you find a Stranger in the Alps!

Recently realized the awful hangover I always get drinking cocktails after new years is actually from the shrimp cocktail

Capcom used the box art Mega Man in Street Fighter x Tekken and I wish they would do more with the character.

You’re thinking of Matt Gaetz. I know it’s easy to get them confused. Pete is the guy who has to blow into a breathalyzer to start his car.

I’m not your buddy, friend!

Never fight uphill, me boys!

I’m curious

The virgin Globular map vs the chad Mercator map

Honestly with all the confusion, just print a wallet sized picture of Kobasu to flash and say you’re conducting an official DOGE audit.

Does it reality matter anymore when Facebook and Twitter are both flooded with unchecked disinformation? I feel like this would plant seeds of doubt when nobody can think outside of the current news cycle.

Same here, so I did a Google search for it and the results had a link to the app in the Play store. Navigating there shows me it was already installed.

The US will take long term ownership of Ukraine and turn it into “the Riviera of Eastern Europe”

Born to a Ukrainian Jewish family, Zelenskyy grew up as…

Oh my God MTG was right. We all owe her an apology.