Kojima must be eyes-rolled-in-back-of-his-head-frothing-at-the-mouth with story ideas rn

That’s a nice chair!

I like to say my toots are a cry for help from my body

SQUAT

I worked with Ricardos grandson at a weed factory. Kind of a California douche, as would be expected.

How many sparrows did your cat eat tho?

Should I pull the trigger on building a pc now?

Have you tried just pounding cans of sparkling water? Or switch out some brews you’re having with one. It helped me stop drinking solo (im also very single and alienated)

He saw a dog with a puffy tail

Behold a powerful reddit take I just read on who they think could’ve won:

Lmao don’t worry AI can fix that I just need like $500 million and the hoover dams power for a week

when furry art is outlawed, only outlaws will be furry artists

Owda. As in 'owda pardner

I convinced my parents to get me the Gameboy game when I was way too young, 9 or 10, by convincing them it was in just green and black, you couldn’t see any gore because it was such shitty graphics lmao

Oh yeah, I’d devour those whenever I was waiting for my turn on the TV. Used to be helpful shit in there, too

It’s truly incredible how well it feeds off of itself and can creep into any facet of life at any time it feels like. It’s exhausting to have to watch out for it and take that much care of your mental health.

Thanks, you too comrade

My clinical major depression and anxiety has me like this always.

If I feel ok for a while, I’m second guessing being depressed at all. If I feel an episode coming on, sometimes I lean into it and make bad choices to increase my depression, to prove to myself I’m not faking. Especially if I can feel myself being able to work out of a depression earlier than usual or stop it from getting as bad as or could.

Whoa I forgot about coach z. And who is that guy by homestar?

Negative space above his mouth that’s not tanned and so it looks like a hitler mustache