Your way of doing things is now how things must be done. Extra points for petty and minor stuff.

  • Well, yeah. That’s where I live. Maybe it’s not common where you live, but I think in most countries in the world humans still have 12 pairs of ribs, 24 hours in a day, 360° on a compass, 12 face cards in a deck of cards, and so on. Do you have more than 12 signs on your zodiac (for whatever that superstition is worth).

    I’ll grant that a bouquet of roses might mean other than “a dozen” in other countries, and you might not even have doughnuts or cola where you live. How many beers come in a carry-able pack, where you live? Not 6? Do you not have muffin tins in your country? Toilet paper - you buy it by individual rolls, maybe?

    Well, you’ll just have you learn to adapt, because the world is dozenal, now. Everything comes in multiples of 12: a half-dozen, a dozen, a small gross, or a gross.