The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · edit-29 months agoMaybe an injection or pill?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square151fedilinkarrow-up1804arrow-down114
arrow-up1790arrow-down1imageMaybe an injection or pill?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · edit-29 months agomessage-square151fedilink
minus-squareaberrate_junior_beatniklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·9 months agoWhat worked for me: marry one of those people
minus-squarePrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoI did marry one. A decade later, nothing has changed (not for lack of trying). :(
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoDidn’t work for my wife.
minus-squareWanderer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoIt only works for men. If women marry a man that sleeps in then he is lazy and needs to be woken up or he’s a bum. If a woman marries a man and she sleeps in he’s a dickhead if he doesn’t let her get her beauty sleep and he’s lazy if he goes to bed early.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoYup, am apparently lazy.
What worked for me: marry one of those people
I did marry one. A decade later, nothing has changed (not for lack of trying). :(
Didn’t work for my wife.
It only works for men.
If women marry a man that sleeps in then he is lazy and needs to be woken up or he’s a bum. If a woman marries a man and she sleeps in he’s a dickhead if he doesn’t let her get her beauty sleep and he’s lazy if he goes to bed early.
Yup, am apparently lazy.
Absolutely fucking not.