Corn isn’t a nut tho
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Corn Nuts used to have a radio ad jingle that went something like “Bust a nut, bust a nut. Open up a bag and bust a nut.”
I remember hearing it in the car in middle school while a friend’s mom was driving us somewhere. My friend and I both looked at each other in disbelief, like “is this really happening?” His mom was completely stone faced so we assumed she didn’t know what busting a nut was or just wasn’t paying attention to the radio. In hindsight, she was probably hoping the same about us.
Edit: Found the link!
Neither are you but you’re still talking crazy right now
It’s technically a fruit.
It’s technically a corn
Nah bro, acorns are the things cops are scared of
It’s not like cops can tell the difference anyway
Is sonic gay, or does he just represent explosive potential and agility of your shitpost?
Has anybody posted this to 196, yet?
I haven’t
Popcorn makes me fart.
I eat it anyway.
Toot toot toot.
Corn makes me have aggressive shits. So I don’t tend to eat it. Still love it though.
I do like mine salted and with butter.
What if you’re a woman
Then it’s very gay.
