President BidenāsĀ reelection campaign is pouncing on former President Trumpās fundraising numbers, dubbing its political rival āBroke Donā on Thursday.
āNot a Winning Campaign: Broke Don Hides in Basement,ā the campaign wrote in an email. āTrump canāt raise money, isnāt campaigning, and is letting convicts and conspiracy theorists run his campaign.ā
Election filings made public Wednesday showed Trumpās 2024 campaignĀ brought in $10.9 millionĀ last month, while his joint fundraising committee raised nearly $11 million. It has about $42 million in cash on hand.
Meanwhile, Bidenās campaign operationĀ raised roughly $53 millionĀ in February, which gave it $155 million in cash on hand entering March.
Heās broke and asking his supporters for money, heās literally a bum.
A bum isnāt a homeless person. A bum is that guy who probably has a home, but he doesnāt work, doesnāt follow rules, always asks you for cigarettes, always borrowing $5 heās never going to pay back. The leech, the parasite who contributes nothing. Trump is a bum.
Letās call him Wimpy: āIāll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamberder today.ā
Thatās an insult to Wimpy, but OK.
There used to be a chain of burger restaurants in the UK named after that character. They had a burger called the Bender.
Edit: apparently still going, but they rebranded the Bender as the Bendy forā¦ reasons.
Can we bring back āscrubā?