As they say, it’s not such much as having laws as enforcing laws.

Some background info before we begin:

Since the law was enacted [June 30, 2023], the Kalamazoo Department of Public Safety says a majority of drivers are not abiding.

Ryan Roddie, a Traffic Public Safety Officer, told News Channel 3 he catches drivers on a daily basis with phones in their hands. […] Police bust over half a dozen drivers not abiding by hands free every ten minutes, according to Roddie.

And now, an encapsulation of the lameness you are all guilty of…

The hardest part of the law for Denise Clegg, a Kalamazoo resident, is not changing her navigation while on the road. […] “I was coming down the street on Michigan Avenue, and I needed to call the beauty shop and tell them I was going to be a little late [emphasis mine – r2] looking for a parking spot. Well, when I went to Siri to call them, she gave me everyone but," Clegg said.