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minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down3·8 months agoWe should have flaccid teeth that only get hard when we are hungry and see food
minus-square𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚐@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·edit-28 months agoIt would have cost you nothing not to promote the concept of tooth boners.
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agobrb I need to brush my teeth for the 4th time today
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoBrushing too much can be a bad thing, especially if you use too much pressure.
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoThanks, I hate it. Imagine having to vividly imagine eating a bacon cheeseburger in order to floss or brush. No thank you.
minus-squarehowrar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoJust stick your finger between your flaccid teeth and give them a good rub. No biggie.
We should have flaccid teeth that only get hard when we are hungry and see food
It would have cost you nothing not to promote the concept of tooth boners.
brb I need to brush my teeth for the 4th time today
Brushing too much can be a bad thing, especially if you use too much pressure.
Thanks, I hate it.
Imagine having to vividly imagine eating a bacon cheeseburger in order to floss or brush. No thank you.
Just stick your finger between your flaccid teeth and give them a good rub. No biggie.