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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago

Trump Kisses Supporter’s Burger

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Trump Kisses Supporter’s Burger

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago
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DAYTON, OH—While greeting the crowd at a campaign rally Thursday, former President Donald Trump was seen kissing a supporter’s burger, according to sources in attendance. “Well, who’s this juicy little guy?” asked the GOP presidential candidate, who then reportedly lifted up the fully loaded flame-broiled beef…
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    Until I saw where it was from, I had absolutely no idea that this wasn’t an actual news story.

    • holycrap@lemm.ee
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      Same. That’s what makes this great satire.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Are we SURE this isn’t real?

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    You spelled Hamberder wrong. You’re Welcome!

    • seahorse [Ohio]OPMA
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      Your

      • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
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        Y’oure

        • seahorse [Ohio]OPMA
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          Covfefe

        • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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          This makes me think of the red Robin restaurants and their mushroom burger being spelled s’hroom burger on the menus. I would be inclined so pronounce it suh-hroom

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            I think y’oure is pronounced like your ogre.

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        Yore

      • Zier@fedia.io
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        https://www.dictionary.com/e/your-welcome-or-youre-welcome/ You Are Welcome! :)

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    Is this better or worse than signing flags?

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    You should see what he does with the raw borgers, disgusting!

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      you should see where the ground borger came from…

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    I wish you could vote for me, but you’re just an adorable little tasty burger, aren’t you? Aren’t you? Precious. I could take a big bite right out of you! Reminds me of my own sandwiches back home.

    They have to get a bit better at “citing” Trump. I find it funny, but it’s too well written, the sentences have a smooth flow and it makes sense all in all.

    It’s something i could imagine a sane person saying.

    It doesn’t matter what he’s talking about. After hearing like 4 sentences from Trump in a row, i’m normally left offended & confused.

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    Trump Kisses Supporter’s Hot Dog

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