• TheFriendlyArtificer@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      It has all of the hallmarks of a successful media franchise.

      OG Jewish Christianity: The one-off movie that unexpectedly took off.

      Pre dogmatic canon: That time you let Sony try to make a CD ROM version.

      Post dogmatic canon: Bought out by a major corporation. Maintaining continuity becomes compulsory.

      Islam: Darker! Edgier!

      Gnosticism: A writer attends a cocaine party with his Neo Platonist buddies.

      Crusades and Inquisition: DMCA for a different millennium.

      Reformation: Fan fic writers rejoice!

      Counter Reformation: Nuh uh!

      Anglican Schism: What if we made this into a light hearted cartoon?

      Mormons: Somebody tells a producer’s son, an aspiring writer, that there is no such thing as a bad idea. As it turns out, this is incorrect.

      Modern Evangelicalism: Judge Dredd and The Punisher make tender love.