who is the community note for? who is going to look at the tweet and then the note and think “no fucking way, she is lying?”.
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Literal mideval peasant brain
Someone on here said it best “the average american is an 11th century peasant with an internet connection” I think it was comrade @happybadger@hexbear.net
The eventual heat death of the universe is gonna be because you touched yourself, btw.
And I’ll do it again
Real strong vibes of when my childhood home was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina and fundamentalists said it was because of abortion, or because of how many gay people are in New Orleans
they’d even take radar images of the hurricane and say it looked like a fetus. Absolute medieval peasant brain
Look at how the wind forms into a shaft and balls right before the eye of the hurricane appears
meteorologist on the nightly news saying we have an austin powers joke storm formation
Where were they when Texas got dumped on?
Where were the fundamentalists when Hurricane Harvey happened? What do you mean?
Love how these fucking freaks are taking one of the most awe-inspiring events one can experience and somehow making it about woke.
Maybe we should sacrifice MTG so the sun god is pleased ?
We can throw her over Niagara Falls
Monday’s eclipse was predicted hundreds of years ago, it will not have been caused by contemporary actions
Time is a flat circle.This isn’t about magic the gathering? What a rip off
- Black/red deck
White deck 
Communists play green decks
Well, yeah; how else are you going to get to utter the phrase “I cast Giant Growth on my Feral Hog” in a game?
Force Of Nature but it’s my very small penis.
Green red? (idk what happens in magic)
God can’t be too mad or he would make this eclipse have a 7 min totality like the one that will happen July 16, 2186. He’s just medium mad, so calm down.
Noob question but how do eclipses vary in totality length?
First, the Moon’s distance from Earth varies over its orbit. Second, Earth’s elliptical orbit causes the Sun’s distance and apparent diameter to vary by about 3 percent from perihelion (closest approach) to aphelion (farthest approach). Near the sunrise and sunset terminators, the Moon’s shadow hits Earth’s surface at a steep angle. This geometry causes the shadow to move quickly with respect to the surface, which shortens totality’s duration.
phenomena are only relevant when they happen to the United States
Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people
We just lost stability
Pray that God doesn’t have enough Djinn set to summon eclipse.
Golden Sun one & two are amazing, glad to be reminded of them
During this eclipse an anime baby will be sacrificed to end gender once and for all, all according to my keikaku.
translator note: keikaku means plan.
