Take a moment to look at your hands, are they are all wrinkly, thin and covered in liver spots? Do you often cut yourself trying to open canned goods? Do you catch yourself going 5 under the speed limit? Do you use aspercreme to rub one out? Have you been searching for the elusive tictac app for years?
If you don’t think the 80s is that old then it’s time to schedule that colonoscopy my dude
Well, there were 100 years of league football before then, but thanks for you interest in my rectum.
moreso the colon overall gestures to broad area with hands
Take a moment to look at your hands, are they are all wrinkly, thin and covered in liver spots? Do you often cut yourself trying to open canned goods? Do you catch yourself going 5 under the speed limit? Do you use aspercreme to rub one out? Have you been searching for the elusive tictac app for years?
So only old people drive after rush hour. It’s odd how everyone drives slower then the speed limit when it is later.
Not where I live. The roads are more open late so people take advantage of that to do 30-40 over.
Jokes on you. I’ve had 4 already. Next one is 2026.
This is no way to talk; respect your elders.
Or two.