He’s almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that’s the least generous animal comparison. He isn’t smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.
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I would want to make friends with him
And if he couldn’t be reasoned with?
Hell no. Do you see how broad he is?
Why would I want to? Most muppets are friends, not foes.
What if you both survived a plane crash and you only had a cookie? You don’t get to choose to not fight him in that scenario. You can fight him over the cookie or over the corpses.
I would simply take him off my hand.
exhales weed smoke bro, fucking, fucking cookie monster could fuck you up, especially when he’s sober and not on the cookie dough.
Yes, I would just bake a whole ton of cookies, then he’d be my best friend or something. Easiest way to win a fight, turn your enemies into your allies.
Just feed him a cyanide cookie
We’ll know if Hollywood was in this thread. There will be a Terminator spinoff…
Do I get prep time? And if so, does Cookie Monster get prep time too?
You don’t always get prep time in a combat situation. That’s why I go for the neck. Paralyse the enemy and then prepare.
