Black Curriculum of Communism 
Also attending the press conference were members of Assault Brigade 2506, a CIA-sponsored group of Cuban exiles living in the Miami area that made the invasion attempt.
Still can’t get over the fact that they lost
Polishing that participation trophy and placing it back down on the center of the fireplace mantle every day for 63 years.
Assault Brigade 2506
That’s the number of times they tried and failed
Teaching all of my Florida schoolkids about the Battle of Blair Mountain and how Stalin eliminated homelessness in accordance with state law
B A S E D
“Alright class, where should Stalin not have stopped?”
“Berlin!”
Very good! An Order of Lenin for you! get two more this week and you can pick a piece of candy!
The bill passed with bipartisan support, with only seven Democrats in the Florida House and Senate voting against.
We’ve got a special guest today class,
I always thought that emoji was Karl Rove
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God help those kids if it’s anything like the D.A.R.E Program.
Good thing my parents hid their drug use from me or I would have snitched them out in 5th grade probably.
Now? I’m high and snitches get stitches. Another successful DARE graduate.
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I have a feeling that might be true too. Also, what’s to stop all these “LGBBQ LIB TEACHERS” from "BOTH SIDES"ing Communism?
Going to make communism cool again
I won the DARE essay contest in 5th grade and got a free DARE duffel bag.
I’m high as balls right now.
It taught me about all the cool drugs that were out there and how amazing they would make me feel!
“So kids, here is why communism failed in the past, and here is one way we can do communism more effectively in the future.”
“Alright kids, today we’re going to learn a lesson that Che tried to teach Allende.”
guy who takes this to mean that he needs to be talking about obscure trot splinterings
NOOO YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING THEM ABOUT THE PERILS OF WOKENESS AND DEI COMMUNISM AND GEORGE ORWELL!!!
So, around the early 70s, LaRouche’s National Caucus of Labor Committees decided it needed to establish ‘hegemony’, right? But they didn’t really have a coherent theoretical base to work off of, so their conception of ‘hegemony’ was going around New York City and crashing meetings of other communist organizations in order to beat up their members with nunchucks
hey kids, today in grade 3 we will be reading CRITIQUE OF THE GOTHA PROGRAMME
I read an excerpt from it a few months ago. Holy shit, it’s exactly what the kids need to be learning! I’m still untwisting my brain.
Marx: pretty smart guy sometimes
an excerpt
Read the whole thing smh, it’s not even long
You should listen to yourself. You sound just like Meatball Ron.
: “Don’t worry DeSantis, I will help to teach the controversy!”Hey class! Today’s guest speaker is Hitler Himmler von Goebbels-Omegahitler, here to teach us about the horrors of Judeo-Bolshevi- I mean communism.
Tankie DeSantis making Khrushchev Lied mandatory reading
We had anti-communist propaganda in school and look where I am now.
It’s literally partly theie fault I am one now. If it didn’t seem like the teachers I liked the least seemed to hate it the most, I probably wouldn’t have looked into it as open minded as early as I did.
When i learned the Nazis killed anarchists and communists first, i thought there may be something worthwhile there.
It’s fun to point this out to liberals and watch them try to square that circle with their professed opposition to Nazism
I got told that was sectarianism
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You became interested in becoming mentally disabled because the nazis also killed them first? That’s weird.
I’m willing to oblige. Stand still while I aim the bat.
capitalism is when everyone has a cow but communism is when the entire village has to share one cow
Where’s my damn cow?
So, that’s a huge W for us. You know what I was as a kid? Contrarian as hell towards any view my teachers had even if retrospectively they were correct. The first exposure to looking into communism on my own was reading the manifesto in 8th grade to figure out what my weirdo social studies teacher was so riled up about. There is no USSR boogeyman that you can say is constantly threatening global Armageddon in any way that feels realistic anymore as well. Y’all won the Cold War and are scared enough of communism still to push this? Kids thrive on adult fear. Plus there’s like, way more communism online now than before, you want a cultural revolution in 15 years? Here’s how you get one you absolute dolts. They’d be better off just not bringing it up as an option. Global warming really sucks, cause if that wasn’t a time bomb on the table I’d be very confident that we could tip over capitalism like Homer Simpson pushing over a tired boxer in a few decades if climate fascism wasn’t pretty much a guarantee
Yeah this is fucking sick, massive W
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