Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: ‘Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage’

  • gmtom@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Gold bricks are worth like $750k so its definitely not the most expensive brick.

    • skozzii@lemmy.ca
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      7 months ago

      Yeah, but someone is gonna buy that gold off you as it holds value , not sure who they’ll be able to trick into taking it off their hands as it’ll be worth a sack of potatoes.

      • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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        7 months ago

        You’re telling me gold doesn’t immediately diminish in value after you move it a few feet from where you purchased it?

        • frezik
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          7 months ago

          I’m going to blow your mind: it’s also capable of being run through a car wash.

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            7 months ago

            Woah. Move over, Mercedes, Audi…other luxury car companies…FERRARI! That’s one.

            From now on, I only drive Gold.

      • zaphod@jlai.lu
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        7 months ago

        People pay money for actual bricks, I say we stop this brick-shaming.