EdibleFriend@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoA YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well.www.businessinsider.comexternal-linkmessage-square285fedilinkarrow-up1753arrow-down121cross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
arrow-up1732arrow-down1external-linkA YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well.www.businessinsider.comEdibleFriend@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square285fedilinkcross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
minus-squaretedu@azorius.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down6·8 months agoThere’s plenty of dumb to go around, but the word frunk by itself is the dumbest thing about this story.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47arrow-down3·8 months agoI figured that was a fucking typo at first
minus-squareJerkface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down2·8 months agoLet me guess: Front trunk? Please tell me I’m wrong.
minus-squarecatloaf@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·8 months agoI could, but then I’d be a liar.
minus-squareThe Assman@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 months agoIt’s actually short for “fore bunk” because you can sleep in there
minus-squarebeefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down2·8 months agoYeah, I’d totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning 🙄 /s
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 months agoThen it will be a frasket
minus-squarebarsquid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoThere’s no way I’m sleeping in an area that needs lockout/tagout to enter safely.
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoA monkey: Front trunk? That’s what I call my penis!
minus-squareTheGrandNagus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·8 months agoBecause it’s obviously a froot, right?
minus-squarebeefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 months agoSo much dumb I’m inspired to re-write old song lyrics, like: What they dunna goo with all that junk All that junk in side that FRUNK or My trunks / fore bunks / My stupid cyber FRUNKS
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·8 months agoSo a hood. Or a bonnet.
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·8 months agoDon’t kink shame. There is nothing wrong with ‘frunking’. Come closer, I’ll get the lube.
There’s plenty of dumb to go around, but the word frunk by itself is the dumbest thing about this story.
I figured that was a fucking typo at first
A frunking typo
Let me guess: Front trunk? Please tell me I’m wrong.
I could, but then I’d be a liar.
It’s actually short for “fore bunk” because you can sleep in there
Yeah, I’d totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning 🙄 /s
Then it will be a frasket
A froffin
FRIP
There’s no way I’m sleeping in an area that needs lockout/tagout to enter safely.
A monkey: Front trunk? That’s what I call my penis!
Because it’s obviously a froot, right?
So much dumb I’m inspired to re-write old song lyrics, like:
What they dunna goo with all that junk All that junk in side that FRUNK
or
My trunks / fore bunks / My stupid cyber FRUNKS
So a hood. Or a bonnet.
Don’t kink shame. There is nothing wrong with ‘frunking’. Come closer, I’ll get the lube.