In like a thick new jersey accent:

If you want my balls you gotta talk to my wife i don’t know where she keeps 'em

Not stealing when they are given freely. Take note this is what real mutual aid looks like

Jokes on you I have no ass hank hill style

You could have just asked.

Just don’t glue them together again, please.

Jokes on you, now you have IBS!

I do miss the balls though

You may steal my balls… you may steal my ass… but you’ll never dogs my bathtub.

Good, take them

I want to be smooth and free of protrusion

My dick can stay though, I like being able to aim my pee

you can take my ass when you pry it from my cold dead hands

Real andy griffiths shit

fine, I wasn’t using them anyway

Orchiectomypilled eunuchmaxxing

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I already have no ass :(

You’ll have to ask my wife where she keeps them.