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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon looks up Danish cuisine

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Anon looks up Danish cuisine

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world
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    We prefer our hardboiled eggs de-shelled and single packaged in plastic in order to maximize waste, thank you very much!

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      Don’t forget the pre-peeled citrus fruits sold in plastic containers!

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          https://globalnews.ca/news/2557746/whole-foods-apologizes-for-selling-whole-peeled-oranges-in-plastic-containers/

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      I crack my egg into a ziplock bag and then souz vide it until hard boiled because fuck all y’all

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        souz vide

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          Garage is terrible. Can’t believe anyone still listens to it after like 2002.

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            I’m not sure that they do. The meme could be from the mid to late 90s as far as we know, it was just the only iteration of the car hole exchange I could easily find 🤷

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              Fair point, friend.

              Might I recommend https://frinkiac.com/ for all your Simpsons related meme needs.

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                Wow, thanks, that’s great! Or as Moe would put it:

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                  You’re welcome. All I ask is that you pay it forward and pass on the knowledge. Or as Homer would say

                  1000013007

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                    As Ned Flanders would say:

                    Okily Dokily

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      In a pinch, you can also just flush a piece of plastic wrap down the toilet every time you eat a slice of long egg for the same effect.

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