- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
They protect me from all those Pretenders
This dam will stand, Everlong.
Better Learn to Fly though, just in case
You have my monkey wrench
I hope the Foos don’t ever Breakout.
If the dam breaks those villagers are gonna have to learn to fly.
They built a dam for no other reason than to block the river so they could build a city in the river bed.
That’s 1000iq city planning
Weeellll tek-nik-uh-lee they might have built a town along the banks of a small river, dammed the valley blocking the river, and then filled in the old riverbed. But either way yeah those guys are dumb for staying there.
And they did all of this while being a bunch of plankton inside a dead girl
Sometimes it takes a bunch of real aquatic microorganisms to be best girl
what about bar?
It’s a high bar
This meme template is gold. I haven’t seen it before.
My first thought was why would you put a town at the bottom of a dam like that? And then I remembered that I grew up in a small town under a dam. That dam was on a fault line.
Yikes!
I admire the city planners’ confidence (or ignorance).
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I know lives are at stake, but this entire thing reads like something from a mockumentary.
I really hope the city management and the citizens act before it is too late. Is moving out the only option?
P.S. I wonder what the real estate rates are at that place.
It’s the Onion, a joke news site.
Yikes. I did not notice that. It did not help that the piped link directly opened the video in full screen.
Thanks for bringing my attention to the fact. :-)
'Cause the town came first. Town was built on the original river, which was later dammed for power/water reservoir for said town.