And maybe a nice Vice Media/<insert cool-and-hip CIA asset> documentary that details all your crimes in great detail but then says “oh gosh, good thing we had the good American heros to save the day” while all the comments are like “So unfair that they weren’t in jail, I don’t trust the government or anyone who feels government at all!!!”
More like you get a book deal, a blockbuster movie, and are worshipped as a deity and get paid thousands of dollars per minute to speak at commencements at “prestigious” universities
And maybe a nice Vice Media/<insert cool-and-hip CIA asset> documentary that details all your crimes in great detail but then says “oh gosh, good thing we had the good American heros to save the day” while all the comments are like “So unfair that they weren’t in jail, I don’t trust the government or anyone who feels government at all!!!”
More like you get a book deal, a blockbuster movie, and are worshipped as a deity and get paid thousands of dollars per minute to speak at commencements at “prestigious” universities