reactionaries are like an absurdist sketch comedy. It doesn’t even matter what changes but as long as it changes they will get mad about it.
They’re like little tiny babies who get scared and shid and barfe because daddy shaved his mustache off.
it’s truly remarkable how stupid everything has become
It was already stupid. 20 years ago they were complaining that Pokemon was a brainwashing plot. 50 years ago they were complaining about Beatles albums having backwards satanic messages. 100 years ago they were complaining about women riding bicycles. They were never intellectually serious at any point.
At one point Jazz presaged decadance and the corruption of the white man or whatever
That English breakfast looks horrible
Its an awful representation, sausages have been incinerated and the bacon looks like it has been left under a warmer for a few hours.
Even by English standards that looks so bad
Even the mushrooms somehow look greasy and dry. Shit attempt.
Honestly, seems pretty standard for someone who’s proud enough of their full english to post it on social media. They’re always some of the most disgusting plates of food you’ve ever seen.
THOSE ARE MUSHROOMS?
I’m a highly educated expert in Breakfastology and that traditional English breakfast is racist.
Not nearly enough baked beans
It’s so embarrassing seeing the Americanization of the rest of the anglosphere.
In the 2000s I remember Amerikkka (rightfully so) being the laughingstock of the entire western world for being too CHUDDy, even for the west. Now it seems like everyone is in a bare-knuckled fight on who can be crowned the asshole nation of the world.
At least we will never have to hear about “nordic style socialism” in the future when austerity completes its Europe continental tour.
Shit was annoying.
It is woke and leftist to eat a fully balanced and healthy diet with a wide variety of foods.
Nah you gotta shit yourself constantly, turn bright red, and die of heart failure in your fifties, that’s the King’s way
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it has me wondering if she licks the lid to get every drop between sips or if she drinks like a pupper and enthusiastically licks the spout during sips
Not just the Anglosphere, the entire “garden” has gone mad. In my country one of the libertarian party’s top candidates for the EU elections is running a campaign based on paper straws being bad. The far right has politicised the consumption of pork as a kind of islamophobic “praxis” and a while back a big culture war issue here was whether or not preschools should be mandated to serve pork to children.
PS: It is cute that the chuds think school food programmes are so well-funded that they can afford woke food like sushi or quinoa.
I had a paper straw recently and it was fine lmao
these snowflakes became the very thing they sought to destroy
these snowflakes became the very thing they sought to destroy
Seriously, I’ve seen thicker skin on soup.
Ian’t acting like sushi is some sort of cosmopolitan foreign devil food a really '80s/'90s thing?
Yes. All anti woke stuff originates from boomers who are still offended that they had to know about another country’s food or culture in the 80s
Do they think the parents of most elementary school kids are like 75 years old?
It’s New Zealand so they’re essentially still in the 90s.
The right wing melting down over woke food and gamers melting down over video game shrinking booba are two sides of the same “freaking out over treats” coin that unify the right wing.
CW because Bri*ish, too
how does someone whining about a paper lid even make the news i feel so bad for journalists sometimes
There was a NY Post article a couple weeks ago about a Zionist who claimed to be addicted to cheese and lost 50lbs with Ozempic.
For a second there I thought you were going to say that the zionist thinks paper lids are now Khamas
Oh yeah, that came up on Minion Death Cult i think
The only way an English breakfast would become woke is if they ate it prior to letting their dog eat it and shit it onto their plate. Seriously, if food is a universal language, then English breakfast is a slur.
I will fight you
Sad to say but I don’t think there will be an anti-reactionary correction to this in time. I think this is the last wimper of “civilization” until the soil really does stop producing nutritionally dense crops.
how do you think it will play out from here on out?
not well and i dont have any answers and I don’t think i’ll fare better than anyone else, if anything i’ll be low resilience. There just seems to be a deeply low political will for those not already initiated. No Bernie successor and primitive accumulation of TPTB is accelerating exponentially. To sad to parse just sad enough to scream about it. Pathetic, I know I’m sorry. May god be real and be on our side. I live in Florida, man, I have nothing to actually offer.
Damn, to be fair the DeSantis campaign proved that there is no appetite for reflexive culture war bullshit outside of a small base.
Record profits for insulin and semaglutide manufacturers.
Good nutrition is woke
