merari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoA little kid would have stood even less of a chance than the swanlemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1645arrow-down111
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minus-squareaname@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·5 months agoGood old “I could beat a bear in a fight, I’ve watched a bunch of youtube” internet argument
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoIf a bear was the size of a swan and had a long, easily wrung neck then yeah this would compare.
minus-squareECB@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoI grew up on a farm and this was the ultimate defense against geese. They are much lighter than you, so if you can get them off the ground (neck or feet ideally) they can’t do anything
minus-squaredaddy32@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoSwans are freaking big, especially the males, so this would not work as well as with geese. Swans don’t fuck around.
Good old “I could beat a bear in a fight, I’ve watched a bunch of youtube” internet argument
If a bear was the size of a swan and had a long, easily wrung neck then yeah this would compare.
I grew up on a farm and this was the ultimate defense against geese.
They are much lighter than you, so if you can get them off the ground (neck or feet ideally) they can’t do anything
Swans are freaking big, especially the males, so this would not work as well as with geese. Swans don’t fuck around.