Welcome to Ancapistan Where every man can be a king Welcome to Ancapistan Where your worth as a man is the worth that you bring (Minarchist!)

[Minarchist] In Ancapistan we look after each other We treat our trade partners as if they were brothers There’s solidarity in the trade community No government tyranny here, we’re finally free! (Hoppean!)

[Hoppean] We don’t have poors, and by poors I mean blacks We’ve got open doors to the rich white upper-class Stimulate economies without causing commotion Degenerates get forcibly removed into the ocean

[Ancap] Uh, he doesn’t mean that

[Hoppean] What do you mean, Ancap? Yes, I do [Ancap] Uh, Libertarian?

[Libertarian] Don’t worry, Ancap, I got you Plebs are underpaid Solidarity through trade You can get laid with your maid Or anyone who’s underage

[Ancap] And if you’re a commie the NAP cannot stop me From throwing you out the choppie and then McNuking your body 'Cause commies aren’t people, and stealing wealth is evil So go starve all of your sheeple in your latest statist cathedral

[Citizens of Ancapistan] You will be so happy here The roads are broke but no one cares We pay 12 bucks each breath of air And everyone’s a billionaire [The cripplingly poor] Except for the cripplingly poor

[Ancap] F off! How did you get in my music video? Go starve on the streets like you’re supposed to! I’m paying my private police far too much if they keep letting this happen