The feminine urge to hold two sets of tongs, one in each hand, and scuttle like a crab

This grill ain’t big enough for the two of us, pardner

I twirl anything and everything like a cowboy

And I do mean everything

Doing the revolver ocelot tricks while dual weilding barbecue lighters.

Spaghetti & Meatballs Western

ouch oof owie my fingers

like this to be specific

Still gotta click it after to make the movie sound cause you gotta click the hammer or pump a shotgun even if firing the first shot.

Nicole Rafiee’s “chronically online girl” series features a set of tongs for gesturing and emphasis, and every click fills me with life and energy ✨