There’s many reasons to shit cum, and only one of them is gaying

Okay I got way too deep into thinking this and came up with 3 legitimate reasons. Either you’re not man, or it was a trans woman who came in your butt. Or you were raped

Now the more questionable reasons:

• There was cum on the floor and you fell on it
• While pooping, a splash from toilet threw cum in your ass
• really weird mutation
• it’s God’s miracle
• you drank cum and it wasn’t digested
• you inserted cum in your ass with syringe
• a cumfly flew in your ass while you were naked running in forest
• Aliens
• You were just curious
• Helping out bro
• Didn’t have any grass or cash
• You were time traveling and spawned in a spot where there was cum
• Jacking-off competition gone wild
• Jacking-off competition in ISS and the cum just floated in your ass